I just read an article on how awful PHP is.

This blog post may include some French, so excuse me in advance, but it seems kind of appropriate.
So a couple of days ago I took about an hour or two of my life to read about the many, many, many, many faults of PHP. I found the article in question from this blog post.
Then, fully processing and then ignoring the post's message about how we need to stop ranting about PHP and create something better, I read a comprehensive list of all the awful, terrible decisions the PHP developers made when creating this language, entitled PHP: A Fractal of Bad Design.
This series of images describes my reaction pretty well throughout the list.

Why...

Oh God, why would someone design shit like this?? That's awful!

I wish this was a joke.

This is so awful. (Repeat from image 1.)

After I took these photos, I recorded an hour-long video of me reacting to and reading this list. I'm not quite sure why, and if you want to watch it for some reason, too bad. It wouldn't upload.